Q+A : With a grain of salt

1. YOUR NAME SPELLED BACKWARDS?
Hsoj or Auhsoj
2. OBSESSIVE OR COMPULSIVE?
w3rd the complusion relieves the obsession so you figure out what im sayin

3. THE LAST THING YOU DOWNLOADED ON TO YOUR COMPUTER?
4.70GB - that's how i download! huge video editing software collection

4. HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A 9 VOLT BATTERY?
straight up, tight as hell when you're younger. gotta test if its good!

5. LAST TIME YOU SWAM IN A POOL?
whenever i cant really remember, i have one in my backyard so not a thing i always remember the date of use n shit

6. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY?
ya i was the fuckin 1st lil piggy with the straw

8. TYPE OF MUSIC YOU DISLIKE MOST?
usually anything in recent years on the radio, excluding classic rock stations ya know just whatever this shitty generation of music has spit unto the radio sucks ass, fuck commericials anyways,

10. DO YOU HAVE CABLE?
ya up to like G4

11. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN ON A MOPED?
moped is the shitty motorcylce from my knowledge so no but goped scooter action with gas motor yee

12. EVER MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL?
that shit was fun as fuck back in middle school

13. PETS?
not anymore

14. WOULD YOU GO BUNGEE JUMPING OR SKY DIVING?
fuck ya both

16. DO YOU HAVE A GARDEN?
technically, i'm growing some mushrooms in my closet[keep it on the d/l]

17. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COMIC STRIP?
well i only look at the funny pages sometimes but, boondocks, ziggy, some others i cant remember.

18. DO YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?
enough, but its a shitty anthem ne ways

19. BATH OR SHOWER, MORNING OR NIGHT?
shower , or the good ol' lay down n pass out with the shower head pointin towards u, and whenever my schedule needs it

20. BEST MOVIE YOU'VE SEEN IN THE LAST MONTH?
some shit with eddy murphy and nick nolty funny shit tho

21. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPINGS?
sausage and onions , although if im eating with some people of the female persuasion then nah, but if not kowabunga

22. CHIPS OR POPCORN?
thats like not something i need to choose between, if im eatin mexican shit chips if im in a movie well hmm they only sell popcorn, and those things they call nachos there arent considers chips n cheese to me they nasty as fuck

23. WHAT TYPE OF DEODERANT DO YOU USE?
speedstick usually

24. HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED PEANUT SHELLS?
i read some shit on that was goin to but fuck that, too much effort..

25. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A BEAUTY PAGENT?
i think when i was a baby

26. ORANGE OR APPLE JUICE?
V8 splash tropical blend

28. FAVORITE TYPE OF CHOCOLATE BAR?
kitkat

30. LAST TIME YOU ATE A HOMEGROWN TOMATO?
fuck tomatoes

31. HAVE YOU EVER WON A TROPHY?
yee and ribbons and medals and things of that sort

32. IF YOU COULD BE A CARTOON CHARACTER, WHO WOULD YOU BE?
master shake has it goin on he gets to pick on meatwad and be a hustler

33. EVER PUNCHED SOMEONE IN THE FACE?
ya

34. EVER ORDERED FROM AN INFOMERCIAL?
i havn't but i want to, i want that damn food saver, woudl be good for stuff... <.< >.>

35. FAVORITE VIDEO GAME?
only NES stuff, legacy of kain defiance is fun

36. HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO WEAR A UNIFORM TO SCHOOL/WORK?
fuck ya my school i atteneded from pre-k-4th we had uniforms we could choose from then every thrusday was manditory dress where we all wore the same one n it was lame as fuck

37. LAST THING YOU BOUGHT AT WALGREENS?
o o. prolly cigarettes or clear eyes, or something like that

38. EVER THROWN UP IN PUBLIC?
ya twice at a parties outside, each time on new years odd.. and like at school when i took too much vicodin and other times when yer jsut sick or w.e and you gotta lean out the car or pull over

39. WOULD YOU PREFER BEING A MILLIONAIRE OR FINDING TRUE LOVE?
hard so say since i dont know exactly what having or being either would or does feel like so how could one make an informed decision.

40. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
sure maybe dude fuck i unno

41. CAN EX'S JUST BE FRIENDS?
done it, not too bad still wish i could beat them guts but you know how it goes

42. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU VISITED IN THE HOSPITAL?
do i? count i visited the hospital quite a few times and it was for reasons of stuff wrong with me being why i visited so i think that works as a loophole no?

43. DID YOU HAVE LONG HAIR AS A KID?
hell no i fought long and hard for the hair i now have, b4 it was short n parted n done by my mom, then i compromised to the flat top then to the spikes then 9th grade i said fuck it my hair is long, and currently i can do w.e with my hair, i have won many battles and the war.

44. WHAT MESSAGE IS ON YOUR VOICEMAIL MACHINE?
i got 2, for when im busy its like hold up im havin phone sex with yer mom on the other line call back later, and my no answer one is just me makin some weird noises that make up some weird lil jingle its chill i suppose

45. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO RIGHT NOW?
either to go pick up, or to a females..

46. WHAT WAS THE NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
Trixxie

47. WHAT KIND OF BACKPACK DO YOU HAVE, & WHAT'S IN IT?
some hurley backpack, i got my pyschology binder english and old econ notebooks, and some grades papers, the novel We by zamyatin, markers pens pencils, notes from ppl, trash, floppy disks

48. LAST INCOMING CALL ON YOUR PHONE?
my friend melissa, wanted to know when i was gettin to starbucks

49. WHAT IS ONE THING YOUR ARE GRATEFUL FOR TODAY?
1st day of second semester wasnt too bad so thats chill

50. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MOST?
well just because it takes up a lot of my phone bill and time, my illicit orchestrations, transactions, deliveries, drop-offs, and times and places of congregating. but when its up to me what im thinkin about i always am analyzing everything in my current surrounding philosophising why and how and what each new and foreign thing to me is doin or has a purpose in or whatever. always makin theories and wondering askin why what who did it when where and how does it work